Thank you for all the lovely comments (and really sweet texts from Bethan and Bronte) saying that you hope I feel better soon. I feel much better today. In fact so much better I was going to make a vlog. But then I realised my face is really shiny so I was too nervous to put my face on camera for the first time ever. Seriously you could hang me up, and I could be a disco ball. Also Allyson recently made a hilarious vlog and you would all look at mine and be like, "Hum. Not that funny. What's up with her face?"
And really, that's not how I want it to go. I want to be hilarious so you all love me. And distract you from my shiny face. You can tell I'm not paranoid about it or anything.
Today I've spent my morning in pain. I got my eyebrows plucked and why do I even bother? I just end up embarrassing myself by crying. CRYING. That's probably why I'm a Hufflepuff. Susan Bones probably cries at having her eyebrows plucked too.
Gosh I wish I could dissaparate to get some biscuits/cookies right now. Or some cereal. I know it's 10 o'clock in the evening but I could eat cereal all the time. It rocks. It's like how I drink hot chocolate in the summer time. People think it's weird but I could do something weirder. I could have 20 toes and 800 heads. But I don't. (That would be a lot of disco balls. Enough to start some sort of business.)
I revised for a bit.
I wish I was older. All of you are so cool and experienced in life. And funny. And yeah. Plus I still start sentences with and. That isn't allowed in the writing world I'm pretty sure.
I think I'm turning into some crazy, hermit. I read a lot of Woman and Home- which is a magazine for women in their 40's. I'm not being rude here, I mean, it actually has a section devoted to "Mid Life Crisis's," etc. I don't care- it's so much fun to read. It always talks about "Tips to Handle your teenager," which I just find hilarious. Like we're excitable puppies who just need a firm hand. According to the Woman and Home writers it's okay if we're difficult to love at this age, which is probably what separates us from the puppies. Puppies are always annoying in a lovable way. Teenagers are just annoying.