As you can tell from that wondrous and oh so clever title I'm poorly. Last night, I had a really boiling hot head and a freezing cold body. As I have little to no common sense I didn't really know how to deal with this so I just climbed under my duvet at 8 o'clock in the evening and allowed my head to become more and more of a furnace. I also had my laptop with me and listened to sad music from the sad moments in musicals, for example I'm Not That Girl from Wicked. For some reason being ill makes me even more emotional than usual so OBVIOUSLY I cried like the little girl that I am. I then watched other things that make me cry such as the sad parts of The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants and reality show auditions.
When my parents came to check on me they were probably quite surprised to see me cocooned in my duvet with a temperature as well as a Rudolph coloured nose and watery eyes.
Anyway I didn't sleep that well in the end. And I had a (gasp) sore throat. Which gave me the (pathetic but still works) excuse to not do that much revision though I am going to do some more once I've finished this. Still drawing diagrams of Geothermal Energy sources is going to be rubbish whether or not my throat feels like someones evil cat has clawed at it.
So I am so, so sorry for not having replied to all your amazing, wonderful comments yet! I really am going to, I've just been really lazy today and spent most of time complaining about "How ill I am." Also trying to convince people that I really think a huge pack of Mr Kipling cakes will really make me feel, oh so much better. At the moment people aren't taking it that seriously. Plus some of my family must have read my blog post about how much weight I've gained because they're like, "Do you really want that?" YES I DO. GIVE ME CHOCOLATE/CAKE/CRISPS/BREAD/SWEETS/ICE CREAM.
That's all from me today. You probably should give me loads of sympathy in the comments because I'm really ill. Really ill. Plus I'm revising physics and I'm ill.
Have I told you how ill I am?