Then I watched reality TV for a long time. Then I re-watched Job Hunters. Then I watched videos with John Green's baby in them. Is that creepy? I don't care, I swear his baby is the cutest thing I have ever seen. But now I am feeling very cheery. Isn't that nice? Isn't that just lovely?
So I've decided we are all going to be best friends forever and ever. And when I become best friends with people I feel they should know all the bad things about me before they commit to this rather serious relationship of "Izzy's Best Friend." Just so we know whether to make the transaction. It's like smelling a body lotion before you buy it. This is your tester.
- I'm clingy. You are going to need to hug me all the time. And also tell me you LOVE ME ALL THE TIME. Preferably without me having to prompt you.
- I watch YouTube all the time. And I want you to watch YouTube with me and we can bond over the whole experience of sharing YouTube together. Or you can just ignore me and make fun of me later.
- I'm a crier. If you watch a movie with me, even if it's a happy one, I'll probably cry. Titanic, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Marley and Me. Don't even get me started on Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Now that was a traumatic experience.
- I can't do Chemistry.
- You're going to have to deal with this rather long winded cycle in my life. I'll tell you, "I'm so happy with my body." Then I'll eat a ton of cake, weigh myself and then try to diet, plus telling you about my diet Then you will watch me fail at my diet and eat cake. This continuous cycle is never ending and you will in fact have to put up with it until I'm an 80 year old lady and just don't care.
- I'm obsessed with Taylor Swift and if she wants to be my best friend I will ultimately dump you. Deal with it.
- I may dog ear your books. I'm sorry but I lose page number. I promise to give you a big hug if I do, do that though.
- I'll make you think of reasons of why I'm a bad friend like one of my best friends is having to do for me right now. She loves it really.
So do you think you can handle it?
Izzy xxxxxxxxxxxx
The Taylor Swift one… I don't know. That could be a deal breaker lol
ReplyDeleteSisterhood of the Traveling Pants is so sad! Bailey :(
I have actually written in my friend's books before. She didn't mind, she joined in. But yes. Dog-earring… no big.
Ahhh I listened to One Thing while preparing myself to write a lab report. I watched the music video and then I had to watch the SNL version. And then I had to do the same thing with What Makes You Beautiful. And then I repeated it all. Izzy. I can't handle how adorable they are. I REALLY CAN'T.
Come on Lex-I wouldn't make you listen to her or anything. I promiiiise.
DeleteYOU CAN DO IT. They are so cute. The hair. The Hair.
I was okay with everything, even the One Direction obsession up until you said you dog ear books?! O_o
ReplyDeleteI'll just keep my books away from you... because I may have to kill you if I catch you doing that lol!
Hahahaha- I promise I would try not to do it to your books Hazel!
DeleteDog-earing?! I REFUSE TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND. Haha just kidding I can handle it.
ReplyDeleteI can handle the rest. LET'S BE FRIENDS FOREVER! :D
YAY! Let's!
DeleteYessss, John Green's baby is so cute!
ReplyDeleteThe Taylor Swift one made me laugh :P
I love his baby!
DeleteI just love her :P